Count your exact number of limbs at the moment and multiple this number by 2999347, then divide it by π.

(There is a size guide available on each productpage. Send us your height and weight on social if you’re still having doubts and we'll get back to you shortly with advice)

Call the embassy of Earth in planet WYH and repeat the following words:
“Krrrrrrr ww oi ua zjzj wukrz t t t t t jokjok ba. Qnoyj xfx gnull.”

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No longer than 2 billion lightyears.

(We will ship your order in 1-2 business day after placing the order)

Somewhere between Oumuamua and the Canis major dwarf galaxy.

(You will receive a tracking email as soon as your order has been processed. Did something go wrong? Provide us with your order number and we'll help you out)

If you posses a spaceship that travels a fast as 85 lightyears (minimum) per hour, yes.

(you can return your order at if it is in undamaged and unused condition. All Galaxy drop items and artworks sales are final)

Yes, but only if the T-shirt was not swallowed by a blackhole on its way back.

(You will receive a refund when you return the product in good condition)

We currently ship to all galaxies in the great rift of Xanthra and Tigris.

(We provide worldwide shipping. Hit us up if you have any problem placing your order)

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Photographing colours can be tricky and color display depends strongly on the display you are using. Have a look at our socials to get a better understanding of what the color actually looks like.